IKKAKUMON'S ILL-TEMPERED JOURNAL!!!!!!

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-28T16:31:00

2006-03-28T21:32:18Z

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KINGDOM HEARTS TWO COMES OUT TOMORROW AND I AM SO BUYING IT AND BEATING IT WITH MY HARPOON TORPEDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-20T21:29:00

2006-03-21T02:30:34Z

ME AND UNIMON RUMBLE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME TO THE PLAYGROUND AT 3:15 AFTER SCHOOL TO SEE ME KICK UNIMON'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-16T22:42:00

2006-03-17T03:42:57Z

SO ME AND UNIMON WERE SUPPOSE TO RUMBLE YESTERDAY BUT SOMETHING CAME UP AND UNIMON HAD TO TAKE JYOU JR. OUT TO LUNCH. SO I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT ASKING UNIMON TO BE JYOU JR.'S DIGIMON WASN'T SUCH A HOT IDEA, BECAUSE NOW JYOU IS ALL LIKE, "UNIMON THIS AND UNIMON THAT" AND I'M GETTING UBER JEALOUS.

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-12T23:14:00

2006-03-13T04:15:08Z

WELL AT LEAST MY LIFE COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-11T21:44:00

2006-03-12T02:46:03Z

IT'S OFFICIAL NOW!!!!!!!!!! UNIMON IS JYOU JR.'S DIGIMON AND THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE COMING TO LUNCH WITH US BECAUSE JYOU JR. AND UNIMON HAVE TO BOND, PLUS I'M GOING TO RUMBLE WITH UNIMON AND THAT WOULD JUST BE AWKWARD IF WE ATE LUNCH TOGETHER.

SO IN THE END, EVERYTHING ALL WORKED OUT. I STILL GET TO RUMBLE WITH UNIMON AND I GET TO HAVE JYOU ALL TO MYSELF AND JYOU JR. GETS A NEW DIGIMON. SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-09T22:20:00

2006-03-10T03:22:21Z

OK SO I TOOK THE ADVICE FROM A STRANGER AND I HARPOON TORPEDOED JYOU JR.'S BUKAMON. UNFORTUNATELY, IT DIDN'T SOLVE ANYTHING BECAUSE NOW JYOU WANTS TO BRING JYOU JR. EVEN MORE BECAUSE JYOU JR. IS SAD THAT HIS BUKAMON IS DEAD AND IS FEELING LONELY. AFTER ALL, THAT BUKAMON WAS JYOU JR.'S ONLY FRIEND BECAUSE HE'S KIND OF A LOSER.

OKAY SO I'M THINKING I HAVE TO MAKE IT UP TO THEM. MAYBE I'LL ASK UNIMON IF HE WANTS TO BE JYOU JR.'S DIGIMON.

AFTER WE RUMBLE OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARPOON TORPEDO!!!!!!!!!!

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-06T21:58:00

2006-03-07T03:00:28Z

OMFG NO FREAKING WAY. I WAS HANGING OUT WITH JYOU AND HAVING SOME GOOD OLD TIMES WITH HIM WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WAS LIKE "HOW ABOUT WE INVITE MY SON JYOU JR. TO OUR NEXT GET TOGETHER" AND IW AS LIKE: ????? BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, HE HAS HIS OWN BUKAMON THAT WILL SOMEDAY BE AN IKKAKUMON AND I'M JYOU'S IKKAKUMON AND NO ONE ELSE'S.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS OFFENDED BUT OF COURSE I DIDN'T HARPOON TORPEDO JYOU BECAUSE I LOVE JYOU BUT STILL--HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT MY FEELINGS WERE HURT???

AND BESIDES, I SAID IT WAS OK FOR HIS SON TO COME BECAUSE I LOVE JYOU SO MUCH AND I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO BE SAD BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

WHAT DO I DOOO?????

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-04T20:45:00

2006-03-05T01:46:35Z

TODAY I WENT TO STARBUCKS WITH UNIMON IN HOPES TO MAKE UP WITH HIM. WE HAD SOME COFFEE AND STUFF!!! THEN I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND WHEN I GOT BACK MY COFFEE WAS HALF GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR UNIMON DRANK IT BUT HE SWORE THAT HE DIDN'T BUT I DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE STILL GOING TO RUMBLE!!!! THE FIGHT IS BACK ON!!!!!!!!!! OH IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-02T23:24:00

2006-03-03T04:24:59Z

HAHAHA! I KNOW I JUST UPDATED BUT I JUST DID A HILARIOUS MADLIB AND I HAD TO SHOW EVERYONE:

One day JYOU was in JYOU'S HOUSE and a IKKAKUMON fell from the sky. TAI grabed onto JYOU because TAI was HARPOON TORPEDOED. This made HENRY WONG INFURIATED, so ZUDOMON attacked TAI and JYOU came to TAI's rescue. This made TK jump on the MY VULCAN'S HAMMER and save the day! The End!

OMFG TRY TO GUESS WHICH WORDS I PUT IN THERE. HAHAHAHA. HARPOON TORPEDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-02T23:09:00

2006-03-03T04:13:50Z

APPARENTLY THERE IS GOING TO BE A NEW DIGIMON SERIES CALLED "DIGIMON SAVERS"!!!!!!!!!!!1 I HAVEN'T HURD ANYTHING 'BOUT IT BUT I'M SURE THEY'LL CALL ME UP TO BE SOMEBODY'S DIGIMON EVEN THOUGH JYOU IS THE BEST DIGIDESTINED EVER.

ON A TOTALLY UNRELATED NOTE, HERE'S A PICTURE I DREW OF MYSELF AND SCANNED:

http://www.thedigiport.com/01/01/ikkakumon.gif

DON'T MIND THE URL. I TOTALLY DREW IT AND SCANNED IT.

ikkakumon @ 2006-03-01T22:48:00

2006-03-02T03:50:08Z

WTF THREE ENTRIES IN ONE DAY... I AM SUCH A WHORE. OKAY SO GET THIS. UNIMON WANTS A REMATCH, WHICH IS CURIOUS BECAUSE I HARPOON TORPEDOED HIM AND DEFINITELY WON.

HE WANTS TO DO IT ON NEUTRAL TURF. HMMMMMMMMMMM... SHOULD I GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF FACING I, IKKAKUMON, AGAIN AND MY DEADLY HARPOON TORPEDO AGAIN?

I MEAN, I'M STILL SO STEAMED THAT I HAVEN'T DE-DIGIVOLVED INTO GOMAMON YET!!!!!!!! HOW MADDENING IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

HARPOON TORPEDO

2006-03-01T21:05:36Z

OK- SO THIS MORNING I WAS JUST CHILLIN AS GOMAMON AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING FINE THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS UNIMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.

HE WASN'T LIKE: SORRY I'M LATE. HE WAS LIKE: HELLO GOMAMON AREN'T YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME.

AND I COULD TELL HE WAS LIKE EVIL AND STUFF AND HE HAD A BLACK GEAR SO I DIGIVOLVED INTO IKKAKUMON AND GAVE HIM A GOOD HARPOON TORPEDO.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS NOT HAPPY TO SEE HIM.

IKKAKUMON: 2 UNIMON: 0

AWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR

2006-03-01T05:05:09Z

I'M FEELING DOCILE NOW BECAUSE I WUV JYOU

IKKAKUMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2006-03-01T04:54:11Z

I'M IKKAKUMON!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO ILL-TEMPERED. IF YOU CROSS ME THEN I WILL HARPOON TORPEDO YOU AND YOU WILL DIE. SURELY.

YES!!!

2005-06-03T04:47:37Z

I officially win the internet!